Kecelakaan Lalu Lintas
Seorang saksi dihadirkan pada sidang sebuah kecelakaan mobil. Pengacara terdakwa bertanya kepada saksi:
Pengacara : "Apakah Saudara benar-benar melihat kejadian kecelakaan?"
Saksi : "Iya, pak."
Pengacara : "Seberapa jauh Saudara dari tempat kejadian saat kecelakaan terjadi?"
Saksi : "Enam puluh lima meter lebih dua seperempat sentimeter."
Pengacara : (berpikir sejenak) "Baik, bisakah saudara beritahu kepada majelis bagaimana saudara bisa tahu jarak yang begitu persis?"
Saksi : "Karena ketika terjadi kecelakaan saya ambil meteran dan mengukurnya, sebab saya tahu nanti pengacara-pengacara cerewet pasti menanyakan ini kepada saya dipengadilan."
Pengacara : "Apakah Saudara benar-benar melihat kejadian kecelakaan?"
Saksi : "Iya, pak."
Pengacara : "Seberapa jauh Saudara dari tempat kejadian saat kecelakaan terjadi?"
Saksi : "Enam puluh lima meter lebih dua seperempat sentimeter."
Pengacara : (berpikir sejenak) "Baik, bisakah saudara beritahu kepada majelis bagaimana saudara bisa tahu jarak yang begitu persis?"
Saksi : "Karena ketika terjadi kecelakaan saya ambil meteran dan mengukurnya, sebab saya tahu nanti pengacara-pengacara cerewet pasti menanyakan ini kepada saya dipengadilan."
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